Self​-​Deprecation

by Graham Earnshaw

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It’s Fake 04:23
I buy a glass of milk It tastes so sweet, as smooth as silk (It’s fake) See those cuddly toys, For all the girls and boys (They’re fake) Auto parts and cheese Gurus and listed companies (They’re fake) Works of art and jade Handbags, watches, all custom-made. (They’re fake) I’m in favor of nuance and make-believe Embellishments, refinements and dreams But it would be nice, at least with milk If everything was just as it seems I choose a famous wine The after-taste is less than divine (It’s fake) This porcelain’s exquisite It sure looks real, but is it. (It’s fake) Smart phones and cigarettes Promises of fiscal rigor (They’re fake) Details in CVs Body parts with sass and vigor. (They’re fake) Chorus Rice and chewing gum Marmalade, Jamaican rum (They’re fake) Banknotes and facial cream Batteries, a truly benevolent one-party regime. (It’s fake) Bridges, trains and schools Reliable Chinese statistics (They’re fake) Pharmaceuticals and jewels Assorted cancer-curing mystics. (They’re fake) Chorus
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Sunshine 03:09
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GORBY IS A CIA SPY Graham Earnshaw Communism is on the run, pushed aside by everyone Poland, Hungary and Rumania, Czechoslovakia and Germania I’ve got some information, provides an explanation For this extraordinary epoch-making situation My information comes from sources close to Red Square So keep it close don’t blab it anywhere. Gorby is a CIA spy, no lie That’s why communism’s gonna die Gorby’s on our side, I can confide That’s why democracy’s had such an easy ride. He was planted there by Washington After World War Two was won Left to burrow underneath the Soviet State Around the world he tops the polls He’s also best of Langley’s moles The White House is ecstatic, it sure was worth the wait, cos chorus The Eastern European states Economies in dire straits Were ready for an end to Marx and Lenin for sure But these were minor factors We should not let them distract us The reason why the communists gave in without a war, is that chorus This may sound like a strange theory But I pray you please to hear me The evidence I have comes from a source of high rank Every month the U.S. pays A cash amount that would amaze Into his account at the HongKong Bank chorus But there’s a twist I must relate Gorbachev he couldn’t wait He became a double agent right from the start He recruited then a lady spy In Washington she now rides high She keeps a candle burning for him deep in her heart. Yeah Barbara Bush is a Soviet spy, no lie That’s why Gorbachev is such a happy guy Barbara has a heart of red, that’s what I said So George don’t have to look for Commies underneath the bed.
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released January 6, 2020

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Graham Earnshaw China

Graham Earnshaw is a businessman, writer & musician and publisher of Earnshaw Books. He has recorded a number of albums of his own songs, of which there are many. He fronted the best rock band in China 1979-1984, helped revive live music in Shanghai’s in the mid-1990s, and continues to write and perform whenever anyone will let him. He plays the guitar, the harmonica and the fool. ... more

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